Feb
25
New York’s first female firefighter.
I don’t care what Bitch-o-matic 3000 Andrea Peyser says: I want this woman to rescue me. I want her to throw my tiny frame over her shoulder and carry me through a burning tenement building while smashing away falling roofbeams with her axe. First female firefighter of New York, you are my hulking Aphrodite and I am your knee-weak Adonis. I choose you.
